am gonna watch butt play
an early surprise came in the post beginning of this week...
my precious precious football ticket to the Newcastle United v Manchester United match...
can u tell am super excited....
however... am sitting next to the fans of michael owen, nicky butt and damien duff...
u all must b questioning my act of betrayal...
well... it was much easier purchasing tickets supporting NU since i'm in newcastle... dat's all!
i mean i still haf dreams about ryan giggs n i okay....
no worries... i am aware of the fanatic NU fans...
therefore... i've been practicing...
my YES.... is now a NO!!!
and my usual high pitch GOALLLLLL has been substituted wif a low pitch disappointed OFFSIDE!!!!
n if dat doesnt help... am off 2 poundworld to buy me sum duct tape...
fish lips need to be sealed...
torres' band
LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE FOOTBALL.
but one thing i dont like about UEFA EURO is the time difference. i'm getting old, my body simply cant stand late night/ early morning matches anymore. And as we approach the quarterfinals, kickoff time will be 2.45am every freaking NIGHT. meaning matches will be done by 4.30am and the post-match adrenaline will continue pumping till 5am, taking an hour before i have my long awaited sleep only to have dad wake me up at 9am asking me to join him for breakfast. by 10.30am, i'll look lk a druggie because my nose will be leaking and my yawns will be continuous. i'm a goner in the afternoons and by night, i stay awake doing NOTHING or pre-match meditations if needed until the game starts. and this will be my bloody routine till the end of the MONTH!
i'm not COMPLAINING. SERIOUS. cuz i LOVE FOOTBALL...
and in spain's first match against russia, while david villa was celebrating the first goal of his hat-trick, i spotted something that i have been looking for...
in case you're wondering... it's not fernando torres.
but rather the band on his HEAD. i've been looking for a headband that size for god knows how long and it's no way to be found in MALAYSIA. yes nt even the capital!
talk about bromance... i swear the swedish goalkeeper wanted to be a part of it too.after a while, it was hard watching torres because everytime he appeared on the tv screen, i find myself crawling towards the tv, my right hand extended to the front and my fingers touching/caressing the band/screen. i want it sooo badly!
i'll even kill to have it.
sigh...apparently this band is pretty popular amongst football players.
even sergio ramos has one.
darn it.OH WELL speaking of life and accessories on a less sour note, my partner in crime jus turned three on the 12th.
little 'bu-bu-chi' had four more hair clips as bday pressie to add on to her collection...the pooch was zestful the entire day.
popcorn tennis 2008 award
while most will be reading about who is wearing what in the SAGS award, an article written by darren saligari about tennis definitely has my vote for being the most entertaining.
no it has nothing to do with novak or sharapova winning the first grand slam of the year bt rather a special award given out to recognise 'entertaining individuals' throughout the Australian Open 2008. while the awarded winners may not have won any tennis-related silverware, their efforts, in saligari's opinion, should not be forgotten and it's totally ok that he added some much needed humour while he's at it too.
No explanation necessary for this one. The Spanish world No.2 has earned over $14 million dollars in prize money alone. Rafa, buy some new shorts. Please. The “Value For Money Award” – Marcos Baghdatis.
heavily panting, moaning, bitching and a tennis match
when two girls gather together to talk about sports... the outcome is HILARIOUS... because unlike men... we dig deep into details!
just like commentators, we glued ourselves onto the chair to watch every second of what is being shown on the tv screen, just to attack the slightest erroneous behaviour carried out by the players... we bitch... and we love every second of it... and as the players kept everyone entertained in rod laver arena... we became our own commentators...our conversations went from scores to what the players wore to OMG did u just see nadal pulling his undies.... WEDGIE!
so ya.. maybe i copied and paste irene's conclusion here... we, after all share similar views, like all great minds do... but i'll add a lil to spice things up...
irene's comments are in black...
mine in blue...
the following traits are not attractive in a man:
*sparse bits of facial hair and crooked teeth (Murray)
*frail looking, heavily panting (Murray)
*pale maggoty skin-tone (Murray)
*overly ‘Brit’ features overall (Murray)
*black HUGE nipples that can be seen poking our from the shirt even though it's 'god knows' how many degrees down under(Nadal)
*huge butt accentuated by very gay, very tight three-quarter pants that makes package too visible(Nadal)
*constant adjustment of crotch and pulling of undies due to wedgie not flattering at all (Nadal)
*no waist/thick trunk (Nadal)
*heavy caveman-type brow, looks and posture(Nadal)
*too loud of a moaner like his gonads are being delivered a good kick everytime he serves. (Nadal)
conclusion: tennis is not only about hitting balls but getting hit in the balls and nadal has a bright future in phone sex talk industry...
p/s: irene... think we did a good job on commenting them huh! oh moaner lost 6-2, 6-4, 6-3 to another moaner! watching the game was like watching gay porn... with moans coming from both sides of the court... AHHHHHHHH... AGHHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHH... AGHHHHH....
melbourne park.AUSTRALIAN OPEN.balls...lots of dem balls.
NOW: THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN.melbourne park. TENNIS. tennis fever. PLAYERS.hewitt. molik. roddick. federer. sharapova. nadal.clijsters. HEAT. ice-packet vests. time outs. retiring. GRAM SLAM. break points. match points. n there was the us open
THEN: US OPEN WINNER. federer. sharapova. SHARE. youtube video of sharapova n federer frm US OPEN. hilarious. VIDEO. you're beautiful.same mannerism. sharapova's camel toe. federer swingin' hair priceless. federer adjustin his package(?). sharapova's ass. federer's gaze.FEDERER's wave (HAHAHAHA). don't cry maria :) u have to watch the video to understand. video below.
