too much sinful food during the holidays.... me think!

i did put on a little weight on the thigh area during the holidays...

my holiday's ending... and i'm starting school on monday.
obviously not as confident as i was few months ago... the holiday has slowed the brain down and i think my IQ has dropped a good ten points since...


holiday was well spent with children age 12 and below...
probably the mentality that suits me to some of you...

but it's pretty disturbing when:-


i) i find myself enjoying a good bowl of coco rocks for breakfast while watching two episodes of Phineas and Ferb back to back

ii) i can distinguish the differences between bakugans, gormitis and gogos...

iii) i said yesss to aliens in the attic one saturday and actuallly found it quite errrr entertaining....

iv) i actually laughed out loud in the cinema... much louder than the 6 kids i went to watch the movie with...

I'm in such a sorry state that i'm convinced the ppl in BPP (my new college) would find it hard to believe that i'm actually a first class honours student...

life choices are different now...
I did choose to spend time excavating a mini replica of a t-rex skeleton from a plaster block for young padraig phillips instead of revising for an online test due 2nd week of september...


it's reallllly funnnn.... so fun that i was a tad bit disappointed when melina aka padraig's mum called me yesterday telling me that i should be happy to hear that my 'job' of excavating the dinosaur was completed by eoghan aka her 11 year old son...

it was never a job..... it did give me hours of fun imagining that i was a palaeontologist to be honest...
I was actually looking forward to assembling the pieces i dug out from the plaster block in October when i return to Newcastle....

sigh....

anyho... life as an ADULT student starts again...
and to some who needs updating... i'm currently in Leeds... for at least 9 months...

do excuse my lack of updates...

it's killing me...
i'm nervous... i'm anxious... i'm scared...
the tummy becomes voluntarily unsettled at the thought of the release
as though flaming liquid shit is gonna piss outta me asshole every 5 minutes...





and that.... i have to bear for another 7 hours..... argh!
pray dat i do welll.... PLS....


update:
it's 1.35pm UK time now...
n i'm over the moon...
thank u GOD 4 ur blessings.... and thank u close frens n relatives 4 ur kind words n prayers....
i am proud of myself too

join tuzki's facebook group n save 43 of its emoticons 4 ur msn...
it'sssssss sooo cute...
who wud have thought a noseless n mouthless bunny wud melt my heart like dat!

i'm finally home in kuching...
it's near the end of the month and finally an update from me.
the tight and busy schedule that occupied most of my time in Newcastle cannot be blamed this time for it's just pure laziness.

i, for months have anticipated the heat that have waited patiently for my return. so much so that a hype was build around it just to make my peers in the uk jealous of me. it, however, took only two minutes for me to embrace the tropical heatwave before i find myself missing the colder British weather.

reason being that although the body adapted almost immediately to the different time zones, it could not with the immediate change of climate. the body was unable to release heat thanks to much smaller sweat pores that were out of used for 9 months. while most malaysians were sweating and releasing heat the same time, i remained dry and burning inside.
a week has passed. now i sweat more than two pigs combined and the shower is my new hangout place at home.



am glad that there are no mentions of any weight gain since coming home from bread haven, only one or two, who's prolly due for their regular eye check up soon.


only a week since being back home, the list of local food written across two pages has been proudly and gluttonously consumed. maybe this time, when i head back to Newcastle, friends there would notice the slightly rounder ass and belly. or maybe the defensive phyllis might emerge once more and accuse them of not checking their eyesights regularly. but until then, i shall enjoy the company of my family, my beloved pooch and friends.

it's exam month again...
hence the lack of update...
but in 3 weeks time i'll be home....

at the moment... dun worry...
i'll haf plenty of sleep
i'll go out for strolls for the de-stress
and i'll eat healthy!

i even got me a spanish chef to cook my 3 meals and care for my legendary binges...
and as if that isnt enuff...
he'll do the cleaning up after that too...

reason for being oh so kind...
his early projects of turning me into a ball
BACKFIRED
and with only less than a week b4 he heads back to spain...
he'll seize every last opportunity....

appropriation,
i have committed none,
to take him for my own use,
was never blatantly done.

sorry for causing the insecurities,
sorry for all the concerns,
but silly silly you...
and all your f*ckd up paranoia.

chain him if it makes you happy,
make him your prisoner if you please,
he was never mine in the first place,
and will never be!

go ahead... keep you're better half,
who is your everything and the world,
because my world stays the same,
with or without him.

so i say welcome,
for the times i defended you,
when he came to me,
annoyed at you and doubtful of the relationship.

because you see,
appropriation of someone's feelings,
i have committed none,
just you and your covetous self.

come on... give it a guess...
who is this celebrity who seems oblivious to the cool breeze down under...
clue: mr. receiver in brokeback mountain

we said goodbye to the miserable winter and hello to a beautiful spring...

winter has officially scared you for life because 12 degree celsius suddenly feels awfully warm...


bt a nice walk down by the river (where you can find half the town) is nice...
especially when you've forgotten the nice warm feeling of having the sun warming the tip of your nose...


and a nice HUGE CHEESEBURGER to keep your tummy happy too...

phyl attended a ball... yeah....
remember the 2 years in curtin she refused to attend any of its prom night...
even when she was nominated for the miss curtin thingy...
which until today she still finds rather hilariously silly...

fast forward 5 years later...
phyl attends her first ball!

and isnt it funny that she chose to where a cheongsam to go with her already chinky face!
what's hilarious is that when she looks into the mirror, she sees an image of a chinese prostitute or a waitress working in a chinese restaurant looking back at her!


and you know what is even more hilarious irene,
it was miss curtin nightmare all over again!
phyl was nominated to be Queen of the night... together with her uber chinky face and the red cheongsam which was gettin a lil tight thanks to phyl's glutonny ideas of guzzling down food and having seconds!

like miss curtin, phyl tried her best to make a fool out of herself...
comical relief they call it!
phyl's about me was a special dedication to food and food alone.
she proclaims her love affair with food and refused to talk more just in case the next course was being served!

and the comedy continues...
phyl actually won!
f*ck irene.... the craziest one won!


and you know what was the funniest thing all night...
a little happy from the sips of wine phyl had before taking the crown...
when asked how she felt about winning the crown...
phyl hilariously said...
am just really glad i borrowed this dress i suppose..... IT'S NOT MINE!


hahaha..... phyl's being phyl.... yeah irene!

an early surprise came in the post beginning of this week...
my precious precious football ticket to the Newcastle United v Manchester United match...


can u tell am super excited....


however... am sitting next to the fans of michael owen, nicky butt and damien duff...
u all must b questioning my act of betrayal...
well... it was much easier purchasing tickets supporting NU since i'm in newcastle... dat's all!
i mean i still haf dreams about ryan giggs n i okay....

no worries... i am aware of the fanatic NU fans...
therefore... i've been practicing...
my YES.... is now a NO!!!
and my usual high pitch GOALLLLLL has been substituted wif a low pitch disappointed OFFSIDE!!!!
n if dat doesnt help... am off 2 poundworld to buy me sum duct tape...
fish lips need to be sealed...