to keep my feeble body warm, a kiddish two-pieced pyjamas was pulled out frm the closet.
bt i've outgrew it, being far too large and matured for it.
the lightweight pants could only cover up to my ankle and could not stop the chilly air frm freezing my already nippy feet.
i hate being sick.
been lying on a torpid state for almost two days now.
dat's pretty miserable for someone so hyper like me.
bet you can tell frm my super manja pout too.

with my parents in the Mainlands and sister in kl, me being the responsible daughter, i decided to clean the entire 1,425 sq ft apartment yesterday, alone.

woke up at 7.30am and was only done mopping the floors by noon. In between i managed to wipe dust off visible surface, clean the sink and wipe the mirror... sounds like nothing much done bt that was a little too much for me to handle. am no cinderella.

by 1.00pm, i was a dead rat and an hour's nap wasnt enough. by evening, my body started aching really bad and there were moments i started shivering.

by night, it was evident that i had symptoms of flu. running nose, heavy head, body aching! am pathetic, a simple task to clean the house had make me sick.

skipped both my classes today. been lying in bed almost the entire day. now my hair's a mess, my body's still aching, my nose kinda blocked, am ghostly pale and i have a sweater on to avoid having goosebumps. thank gudness sis is back to nurse me back to health.

i guess i have to think twice before any solo attempts to clean the house in future. my one attempt to be a housewife had obviously failed.

oversea commercials are enthralling, hilarious, astonishing, a little odd at times, stirring and provocative at times

i'm certainly not saying that malaysian-made commercials are drab but our adverts arent as creative and adventurous compared to the oversea marketing strategies. take for example,

ikea's tidy up commercial...


or how markers can change lives in india


a sexy sony vaio commercial


a condom commercial that will never make it to malaysia...


and a rather provocative ad for glasses


am loving the brains behind these commercials...
a 30 second commercial now is far more electrifying than a 3 hr movie...
oh trust me, these commercials are worth the look!!!

irene tagged me again...

It’s very simple. When you receive this tag, copy the whole list and add your own shopping tip to the bottom and pass it on.

1. Wear comfy clothing when you’re shopping. You don’t wanna fuss with too many laces and buttons when you’re trying clothes on.
http://rinnah-marketplace.blogspot.com

2. Never shop on an empty stomach. You end up buying a whole lot more than you meant to! And this applies to everything, not just food!
http://www.reviews.pinkelle.com

3. Make a list of what you need to buy and stick to it. Do not go browsing in the store and do not look left or right but focus on just getting what you came to the store for, get it, pay for it and get out! And always keep your receipt in case you change your mind, not happy or the item is broken due to manufacturer’s fault so it will be covered by warranty!
http://wuching.com

4. Remember to bring your ‘plastics’ and/or cash with you when you go shopping or when you plan to JUST window shop!
http://che-cheh.com/

5. Before you buy something expensive, ask yourself, "Is this a NEED or a WANT?". If you can't stop thinking about it for three whole days and nights, it is definitely a NEED, so go ahead and buy it. If you can get someone else to buy it for you as a gift, it's even better.
http://hedonistics.blogspot.com/

6. Eat moderately before embarking on a shopping spree. Bloating yourself to the point of bursting is just going to make you feel like a whale, and no matter how gorgeous the item is, you'd be too uncomfortable to care much for it.
http://creativebitchin.blogspot.com

7. Bring an extra pair of shoes especially for a klutz like me. You don't want an entire shopping trip put off just because the strap of you flats came off or the heels of your pumps broke. It works as a weapon during unwanted encounters with covetous thieves too... we all know that shopping malls aren't as safe as they used to be anymore.
http://sinking-into-oblivion.blogspot.com

~End~

am only tagging one person...
shopping = girl
girl = sammy poh!

ting's untitled was given a PG-13... LOL

irene's creative bitchin was rated NC-17... hahahahaha

and so was

phyl's lacuna... :(

i dont get it, irene getting NC-17 isnt a surprise, she's hardcore bt me... I'M AN ANGEL!!!!!

according to the site, here's d reason why...

thx to the word penis... lacuna was given NC-17... i had to blog bout bobbitt, owh and micropenis... guess being educational isnt a gud thing now!

even damndirtyangel was given PG. his latest post says, 'having an average size cock is not so bad' (arth... sorry using u as an example, no hard feelings k!)... cock and penis... wad's d difference..
i guess it all boils down to smart choice of words...

for more info about the ratings, click me

what can one do to preserve the life of a withering flower?
you capture it of course...
through pictures, the flower will be immortalized...
(and all reasons for 5 cam whores to experiment different poses with it)

i am hooked on heroes again!

SPOILER ALERT:
i think the idea of matt and mohinder taking care of molly together is sooo cute... i used to think that two men staying together and caring for the needs of a child is sooo gay bt now i think it's kinda sexy at the same time still kinda gay bt less gay... am i making sense?!!?!? owh well, i love heroes and hooray for season 2... both my hotties are alive...

one thing i admire about karen cheng is her ability to fully utilise the internet... i admit am an avid reader of her blog for the occasional reads about life and of course for the cool websites that she always manage to discover. karen stumbled upon polyvore, a fashion site whereby you can create you own fashion assemble frm products found in real online stores and kinda introduce the site to me through her blog.

am no fashionista... no way near a slave for fashion! money, height and figure are to be blamed for. however, polyvore seemed to fill in my lacuna perfectly... well of course in my own imaginary world... afterall, in the cyber world, i can be filthy rich, 6 feet tall with a body to die for...
with jus a click of the mouse, i created seven different looks for each day of the week...

elegant monday

yellow + black + white assemble (far left)
accessories...
mustard colour bag frm Patent-A-Thon Handbags
yellow bangle frm fanaccessories.com.au
multi loop earrings frm mytheresa.com
shoes...
taxi cab heels frm modcloth.com
outfit...
belted plaid jacket by wet seal
fendi black pencil skirt

red + black assemble (above right)
accessories...
designer handbag frm bagborroworsteal.com
murano glass necklace frm antica murrina veneziana
dress...
black twinkle dress by Day Binger et Mikkelser

accessories...
buddha charm necklace by hannal zakari

shoes...
yellow glare shoe by beatrix ong

outfit...
muriel sweater frm Abercrombie & Fitch
tessa tank/ tubes frm Abercrombie & Fitch
emma low rise boot jeans by Abercrombie & Fitch

accessories...
brown marc jacobs bag
'lucky you' charm bracelet by lulus fashion lounge
zad gold medallion by lulus fashion lounge

shoes...
cole haan women's jolette low sandals

outfit...
old navy light weight thermal - knit carnis
accessorize print ra-ra skirt

accessories...
have.want.need bag brm fabsugar
old navy wooden hoop earrings
dita supa dupa sunglasses at barneys new york
necklace frm claire's accessories
shoes... (frm left to right)
topshop plastic tube summer sandals
SO mixer slingback ballet flats
lilly dulitzer slippers
outfit (frm left to right)
recycle tee by wet seal
topshop studded hot pants

plant more trees tee by dorothy perkins
dorothy perkins green extended shorts

heart graphic tee by charlotte russe
abercrombie & fitch classic shorts

accessories...
Polka Dot bag frm YesStyle.com
kirra girl epoxy floral earrings frm Pascun.com
bangle frm targe
birdcage bubble umbrella frm raindrops

shoes...
white sandals frm witchery shoes

outfit...
miss selfridge ribbon trim day dress

beach sunday

accessories...
hollister co betty bag
forever21 necklace
women's juicy watch by roots

shoes...
islandsurf sandals

outfit...
casual tops by charlotte russe
kate moss loves topshop coloured denim hot pants

i personally do not like blythe dolls... i think they are freaky but i obliged in the end, it's the only time u see phyl wif larger eyes so yeah i consented to it... (fab must be smirking now!)

yes, it's meant to be laughed at...
bt here, let me show you what went wrong (in case you're wondering) :-

i) irene aka god had to emphasize on my already protruding forehead by making it larger as though as i have an XXL brain that my head needs to cater for
ii) am blessed with a wrinkle-free face... HONEST! bt thx to photoshop, irene somehow managed to give me aging creases under my left eye!!!! she gave me wrinkles... at the tender age of 22... what's wrong with this god!
iii)irene aka god gave me HUGE chihuahua eyes... n furry brows! brows looking a lot like fucker the caterpillar... irene had to rub it in by sayin dat dey looked lk lalang! hmph
iv) i looked bald..
v) overall i look no different frm a retarded gremlin or some humanised alien...

guess i find great satisfaction in mocking myself n requested irene to dollify me once more...

EEK!!!

i look lk a child with brain tumour who shudnt b too happy about it... bt kudos to irene for the porcelain skin she gave me...
funny... i always wanted big eyes and smooth skin bt i never once pictured myself looking this weird honestly!
think phyl shall stay contented with her 'sepet' eyes at least for now!

OWH btw...

god photoshopped herself too

so kek cute!

p/s: irene, thx 4 all the trouble though... somehow you managed to make me laugh hysterically at myself :)

the cake was pretty gud! very gud!
apparently donna used to bake for bings!
so besides thinking of law everyday... she bakes!
the blueberry cheesecake pretty much made me zestful the entire day... guess am an easy to please nerd...

speaking of zestful... what makes most gals zestful...

a visit to the toy store...

sam n janice brave enough to pose with horrendous looking power ranger masks that conveniently covered their beauty... halloween ideas anyone?!?!?!
the excitement didnt stop there... there were plenty of smiley nodding men at the store... similar to the one in my car that sam is secretly obsessed with...

there were upgraded versions too... one can find a smiley man who is capable of full body movement now...

the gang tot i was nuts...

bt i gt my wish in the end...
ahhh!!!! the zest of life :)

warning: it's totally PG-13...

there are some memorable lines in this minute and 4 seconds video...

eva saying..
"Are you sure we should be doing this? What if it gets out? It could be really embarrassing because one day, I might want to marry a really cute basketball player or something like that."

eva saying...
"come back to bed... i haf an audition tomorrow for something called desperate housewives."

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for those of you who are a lil' slow... this isnt a real sex tape... it's a spoof to the recent eva longoria sex tape rumour n obviously a parody to paris hilton's one night in paris

and should i say... 'ahh... life's tasty!'