so i was at a party last nite...
and i had the weirdest conversation with a total jerk who shall nt be addressed by his given name anymore...

it's ok dat he chose to talk 'bout sex with every single human being at the party
it's ok dat he called himself mr. hottie wen obviously he's nt
it's ok dat he claimed to know the name of any body anatomy bt seriously i don't need a SHOW-and-tell

so this self-proclaimed einstein happens to be a huge tv fan of grey's and nip/tuck and thx to the shows he was a little to eager to show his new found biology knowledge to the world... jerk ass approached me with a smirk on his face, bragged that he's nip/tuck's NO.1 fan and had to give me his point of view...

"micromastia" he said pointin at my bosoms...
i looked at him puzzled... "micro-wad?" dont blame me if i'm nt a nip/tuck fan

he laughed... "that's d scientific name for underdeveloped breast", he claimed...
fuck i thought inside bt smiled i did on d outside...

"do you know that if you massage them on a regular basis, they get bigger... bt there are techniques" he continued...

i left the conversation, d dude was obviously a lil drunk and i wasnt in the mood to hear 'beauty' advice frm a drunk who cud slip into an ultra tight pants and left no visible bulge... lil bro must b puny

i do not have underdeveloped breasts...ok i might nt have double Ds, bt i fill a t-shirt jus FINE...

went on wiki to search for the scientific name for small dick, cuz obviously he has one... result was satisfactory...

nex time i see the jerk, i'll point at his puny package and holler MICROPENIS* frm far...
now, i lk dat scientific name better, doesnt need one to guess the meaning alrite ;)