catchy title huh...
we were in Land Law learning about severing a joint tenancy agreement and just as the lids of my eyes were getting a lil' heavier... mr. ong, my land law lecturer mentioned about a severed penis.
that woke me up...
that man was john bobbitt (mug shot on the left) and on the night of june 23rd, 1993, his wife lorena bobbitt went into the kitchen, took a kitchen knife, returned to the bedroom only to chop off her husband's penis... well half according to some sources.
that's nt the funny part...
as john remained on the bed shocked, looking at the vast of blood he was losing, lorena drove off without realising that she had her husband's penis clutched in her hand, only to flung it out from her car upon realisation onto a field... *abandon penis*
lorena then called 911 and husband john was rushed to the hospital... hours later the police were able to locate his abandon penis at the field and it was rushed to the hospital, packed in ice. a 9 hour long surgery was performed to reattach the penis and was deemed as a successful one.
wait it gets better...
lorena was taken into custody and gave a statement... "He always have an orgasm and he doesn't wait for me to have mine. He's selfish."
lorena was charged with malicious wounding and john became a porn star 'briefly' in order to cover his medical expenses and prolly to flaunt his reattached 'manhood'. the couple divorced after 6 years of marriage.
here's the good part...
john appeared in 3 adult films John Wayne Bobbitt … Uncut, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin' 2, and Frankenpenis. according to wiki , in frankenpenis, john played a character who's practically made out of spare parts and 'surprisingly' his penis will *cough* drop after sex. john will then moan, 'owh no... not again!"
mr ong ended the class with a great tip 4 the boys,
"for the boys who think with their dicks and nt the brain, it's safer to sleep on your chest!"
ok mayb mr. ong didnt stressed it that way, he's more PG-13... and he's not as crude as me...
if you'r malaysian and think it doesnt happen here, well think again...
sam found this article bout a woman cuttin her husband's penis and blogged bout it here...
that happened in johor...
well the only difference is that i dont see the possibility of a malaysian victim doing porn after having his severed penis reattached...
so guys... thought bout ur sleeping position tonight yet?
Friday, September 28, 2007
- away from home
- dream data
- fashion junky
- geeky times
- hissy fits
- hyper bunny
- i dun feel too well
- movie review
- my life sux i wanna cry
- phyl the glutton
- pointing fingers
- talk about being braggy
- wishing and hoping