excuse my blasphemous entry...

it's the third day of chinese new year... and God is starting to have a belly and prolly thinking of starting a new diet plan...

chinese new year is fun because of the FOOD! we all devour ourselves with great food and company, eating with great relish. the many food variety is prove to show how gluttonous we all have become! our eating habits are now scrutinized after we obediently and willingly put aside all vanity and hubris as we guzzle all the calories and carbs down!


it’s the third day of Chinese New Year… and God is prolly thinking of a buying a brand new Lamborghini with His sudden windfall…

Chinese new year is SUPERB because of two words…
ANG PAO... the easy money is prolly one of the reasons why i have commitment issues and am an incurable shopaholic

It’s the third day of Chinese New Year… and God prolly enjoyed Himself with great liquors n fine wine… and because of that:

Today... i stepped on cookie’s poop. irene’s spoilt, ‘terbantut’ pooch was no where to be seen, but her solid waste matter (made out of digested dried fish fillet mix with Jacob’s biscuits) straight from her bowels was there welcoming with open arms. only after the epidermis of my skin sent screaming signals to my brain of my misfortune, the little culprit came running around innocently! irene’s mum said stepping on doggie’s poop was good luck

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Today… after visiting irene’s place and another 3 more houses I reached home and stepped on bubbles’ pee! Argh… i think i need to consult the dermatologist tomorrow


First poop, then pee… all on the same foot! my parents are planning to buy some lottery tomorrow, cause it's not everyday where u find one stepping on a doggie's poop n then on another doggie's pee. the oldies think it's a sign of good luck, me... i think God is prolly having a hangover already… pfft