“I asked for a blowjob at the hairdressers instead of a blow dry.”
-the great Penelope Cruz before mastering English!

there is something sexy about fixing hair yes?
apparently the brains behind the new comedy, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN thought so too :)

adam sandler is Zohan the brutal Israeli agent who has jackie chan's flexibility and God liked speed (the guy captured a bullet with his nose!) but has dreams of being a hairdresser, snickering vulgarity (very Borat like) with his hair fetish and penchant for banging senior citizens.

adam sandler has been digging serious roles in movies recently and it's high time he came out with another brainless movie packed with frivolous humour, crude jokes and a corny ending!

sandler's a tad bit different in this one. for starters, his normal curly hair (wic i cant stand btw) is swapped with a George Michael's Wham-days-hairstyle and his usual whiny voice is substituted with a very very strong middle eastern accent! and is that a prosthetic crotch we'r spotting... i swear adam sandler was never 'dat big'. watched almost all his films (and NO i dont normally focus on dat area!) and i nvr recall it ever being dat big... and that arnie schwarzenegger bod... wer did dat came frm!

the movie served me a good 2 hrs of laughter bt the crude jokes made watching uncomfortable with my 16 and 13 yr old cousins. and it doesnt help that sandler kept thrusting his male pelvis every 5 seconds....

so corrupting the young minds aside, will i recommend d movie?!?!?!
die hard fans (lk moi!) will be entertained... ppl outside that fanbase... well i'm nt too sure.


JUST GO WATCH THE MOVIE LA!