QUICKIE:
seeing the name on the 1st class honours list... and that name belonged to me... i thought i'm truly blessed

shoe fetish, Victoria Secret n the wonders of photoshop

we are all fixated with shoes... yes all of us... from a midget to a giant, all of us at least own a pair of shoes... thus shoe fetishism is the most common fetish among all the fetishes out der...

i love shoesss... n thx to my retarded brain... it seems lk i can never haf enuff shoes to wear and thus the signals frm the brain to buy more shoes although it's pretty unnecessary to... my profound love for shoes has gone beyond obsession and am pretty sure many ppl are suffering from the same incurable disease like sadly, me.

i pout at the thought that shoe models get to own the shoes they modelled for!!!! damnit... if i had the perfect toes or even feet for that matter, i wished i was a shoe model!!!! u dont haf2 b drop dead gorgeous to be a shoe model, u jus need 2 haf nice feet...

God blessed me with awfully huge toes and webbed feet, and though i'm truly thankful that i have healthy looking feet sometimes i do wish that the genie in the bottle myth was true...

bt den again with the new technology advancements, there's a new higher power now and it's called adobe photoshop... :) airbrushed, edited, photoshop...

speaking of editing, my sis's bf wade had a fren who worked for victoria secret once... and it's pretty hilarious dat he only lasted 6 months... one wud think that workin for victoria secret catalog is every straight guy's dream job bt according to him, he had enuff of airbrushing nips n pubic hair stickin out frm undies or even distorted looking thighs and protruding tummy by the end of the 6th month... lol... and to tink that i felt completely insecure and low after lookin at VS catalogs without knowing Victoria's 'true' secret... pfft

i guess the answer to Tony Ronzoni's question of "where did the nipples go?", from his book How to Draw The Nipples Back on Victoria Secret's Catalog Model's using Adobe Photoshop is in two words... COMPLETELY AIRBRUSHED, like what they usually do to Britney Spears!!!

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