QUICKIE:
seeing the name on the 1st class honours list... and that name belonged to me... i thought i'm truly blessed

QUOTE OF THE DAY: -

name is a fence and within it you are nameless ~Samuli Paronen


my sis n i had a funny conversation about animal gender names over lunch this afternoon...


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me : if a male cat is called tom, what's a female cat called?
sis : pussy?
me : nawh...QUEEN...
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me : if a female dog is called bitch, what's a male dog called?
sis : KING???
me : no... a male dog is called a dog
sis : fine... but if a female dog is called a bitch, then a male dog should be called a bastard!
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me : wad's a male n female alligator called?
sis : alligator n alligatress?
me : believe it o nt... bull n cow...
sis : huh? who's the weirdo who came out with all these names
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... and i just found out that my bitch snores!!!! hahaha

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