me : if a male cat is called tom, what's a female cat called?

sis : pussy?

me : nawh...QUEEN...

me : if a female dog is called bitch, what's a male dog called?

sis : KING???

me : no... a male dog is called a dog

sis : fine... but if a female dog is called a bitch, then a male dog should be called a bastard!

me : wad's a male n female alligator called?

sis : alligator n alligatress?

me : believe it o nt... bull n cow...

sis : huh? who's the weirdo who came out with all these names