QUICKIE:
seeing the name on the 1st class honours list... and that name belonged to me... i thought i'm truly blessed

losing the ass

previously... it was
'i keep losing weight bt it keeps finding me'

now... it's
i've lost both the weight and the ass...


i miss those bumps that helped fill in my jeans everytime...
i miss the cushion feel i gt when i sit on stone-chairs...
i miss the ass charm i used to possess as i stood amongst ass-less chinese girls...
(i *sadly* dun haf that magic anymo!)
pffft....

i miss my ass... :(

9 gaps filled:

CreativeBitchin said...

and i've gained one... =(

Samantha said...

well! i guess u're losing weight all over. go to gym and do some crunches :) send u my work attire photo. check ur email. i look hilarious.

Purple Bastard said...

Hahaha, don't worry, you can always get your ass back from irene once you come back from good. She's only got it for safekeeping after all.

aaronparan said...

haha. omg phyll. i cant believe you just said that.

*can you keep up? baby boy make me lose my breath*

so now you have no reason to run up the stairs anymo huh? heh.

phyl said...

iwene: kekeke.... i'm speechless. 1st d top now d bottom... WOW... wad's emeric turnin u in2?!?!?!

sam: d last thing i need now is d gym. i walk frm point A to point B everyday. i guess wen u lose the car u lose the weight! i'v checkd d email... bt i was laughin mo at the guy behind u... cud his shirt b any RED-er!

emeric: i think secretly u wud love to keep dat ass... hugging session wif mo sponge... nicer rite *wink*

aaron: omg... d other day the club played d song... n immediately i tot of u! hahahahaha... i nvr worry bout climbing up stairs here la... bsides even wif an ASS, my coat is long enuff to cover it! hahahaa

CreativeBitchin said...

you laugh! not funny alright, my jeans are getting a tad too snug 'round the rear. i think it's all the force-feeding he's been doing on me. however the turtle seems pretty chuffed about the no-longer-as-flat bits.

-____________-"

men!

aaronparan said...

i have to agree.

men!

Samantha said...

i'm hungry. i wonder if i'll get fat since i started work. cos food at the airport(me staff discount helps) r 80% non-healthy LOL. i had like laksa at sin chong choon for breakfast. mcd's mcvalue meal for lunch. then BUTTER SOTONG for dinner. habiS cerita. my health is already at stake =p

phyl said...

iwene: all d complains bt u still love em...

aaron: arent u 1? heh

sam: omg... i miss half of d things u mentioned... butter sotong *cries*... u need d fat now tho... u'r too skinnny!

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