sir, your fly's open...
and in that car, i looked outside the window n saw an elderly man prolly in his 60s, with his fly open!
the man was an obvious tourist, exploring the state with his wife...
the task was simple...
simply approach him and tell him the news...
cat gt my tongue... i freaked wen i was within centimetres from him...
i just didnt have the guts to telll him!!!!
besides he was caucasian... it'll be easy if he understood english... bt what if he was French o German who cudnt understand a word of english!!!!
damn... i feel guilty... it was after all an easy task...
how hard could a....
" hey sir, your fly's out"
"SIR, your barn door is open and your horse might come out any moment"
"SIR, your barn door is open and your horse might come out any moment"
"psst... zipper's down"
"Sir, don't you feel it's cooler down under today... for whatevr reasons?"
"your gate's open n we dont want to wake the beast up dont we?!?!"
" hey sir, your barracks door is open n we dont wan2 c a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags' (gt dis frm a joke actually :b)
" hey sir, your barracks door is open n we dont wan2 c a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags' (gt dis frm a joke actually :b)
"XYZ - check your zipper!!!!"
"I think you should better check before 'old richard' gets a cold!"
be...........................
now i have an image of the poor man goin bac to the hotel room n realising it...
oh well... stuff like this happens i guess...
even a president could forget to zip his pants...
